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OK, quick “nature calls” break and I’m back, with an assortment of pink lemonade and regular chocolate Tootsie Rolls in hand. Yummy.

Back to Cyber Sunday.

Michelle McCool as Eve? BIG yawn… such roster-filler.

Melina as a showgirl? Way cooler than McCool.

JBL giving Foley heat? Nice. Cool Fox News allusion, though, JBL.

I will say JBL was champ the last time I watched SmackDown regularly. Foley’s repartee is fun, though. I wonder how many fans pick up on the GOP-Dem tension between JBL and Foley, though. Who cares? I get it…

Next match: MVP vs ???

This was a mess-up. Hardy got injured legit and the whole thing changed AFTER I voted.

Choices are:

Mark Henry: Match heat-killer.

The Great Khali: Hope so.

Kane: Ugh.

Let it be Khali, please!

HELL NO! It’s Kane???

By nearly 70 percent? WWE Internet fan stupidity once again!

Kane is OVER. Has been for YEARS.

No Khali on Cyber Sunday 2007. Stupid.

Oh well… MVP is electrifying, at least, and put together THE BEST Inferno Match EVER with Kane.

I’ll live.

MVP knows how to sell this mismatch, at least. And keeps the energy up, despite Kane’s sluggish style. If they ever do a TV movie on the life and times of the wrestler Kane, I have the perfect casting call: Brian Posehn, the creepy mailroom guy from the old NBC sitcom Just Shoot Me, as well as from The Sarah Silverman Show. Of course, with Posehn in the role, Kane would be The Big Gay Machine. Oh well.

Typical big-man slow power moves from the boring Kane… maybe he IS the Big Gay Machine. Heh.

What’s with that idiot fan waving like a wild man? Anyone THAT desperate to be on TV should aim for America’s Most Wanted.

And… WHAT? MVP gets counted out?

WINNER: KANE by count-out. Ugh. Glad MVP’s still US Champ, but… YAWN!

RATING: 4.1

Time to get out of this post QUICK. Publish!

Mickie James is hot! But nothing beats Pocahontas.

Torrie Wilson’s just SO past-prime. Next!

Raw’s GM… William Regal? Ugh. BAD decision. He’s already kissed McMahon ass literally.

Announcing the WWE title match opponent early? Stupid.

OK, gotta deal.

Shawn Michaels? Nah, saw that too much in 2006 and early 2007.

Jeff Hardy? That would be fresh.

Mr. Kennedy? That’d be major-league! I voted for Kennedy because I hate Kennedy… but in the GOOD way! Great heel.

Kennedy gets the biggest pop. Heel pop, but pop.

And it’s… Michaels? Nearly 60 percent?? Good G-d, WWE Internet fans are such MARKS! Kennedy only gets 10 percent?

Eat Stephanie McMahon and die, VoteForTheWorst.com!

But for now, it’s… Mr. Kennedy versus Jeff Hardy.

Hope it’s considered a #1 contenders match, at least!

Styles aren’t an ideal match here. Kennedy’s a power wrestler, Hardy’s a high flyer.

Well, let’s give it a chance.

Boring in-ring action early on, but Jeff takes it outside and off the top turnbuckle. Now we’re talking.

Funny that they’re selling this as “two promising young men” considering Hardy’s been around for over a decade already.

KING: I think Kennedy’s using this match just to get his frustrations out at not being voted into the WWE Title Match.

No kidding, King of the Bloody Obvious.

Long count after Hardy’s hurricanerama. Solid clotheslines by Hardy. Kennedy-worthy.

Nice twist of fate. KICKOUT! Kennedy’s alive!

Hardy goes all-out with the high risk stuff, knocks himself stupid, and Kennedy gets the win outta nowhere!

WINNER: Misssteeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kenneddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! (At the top of the first hour)

RATING: 7.8 (Another five minutes and more energy could’ve boosted it a lot!)

Time to publish… again.

Wow, Matt Hardy’s busted up. Too bad I almost never watch SmackDown. Gotta love MVP, though. He’s a future main eventer.

Matt’s become a better talker. He’s hanging with MVP. Love the head games.

God, I hope JBL doesn’t win the guest referee vote. Gotta be Stone Cold for this to be a GREAT PPV.

Wow, who wouldn’t vote Maria?

What the hell’s up with Sumo-Victoria? Damn! indeed!

ECW Title match as only the second match of the night? Talk about being on the undercard…

Punk’s electrifying, but they put the title on him too soon. He’s not the draw he would have been if he’d been pursuing for another year… but stupid John Morrison went and screwed that pooch with a suspension. But he’s back tonight. Maybe. We can only hope.

Big Daddy V? Please, G-d, no!

The Miz? As a comedy match, maybe.

Morrison? … NO!!!!!!

By six percent, it’s The Miz!

Hey, this is fun! Thanks, VoteForTheWorst.com!

But Big Daddy V was actually the worst option, suckas!

Beat the CRAP outta that ex-Real Worlder!

The Miz is just The Red Rooster 20 years later… apologies to Terry Taylor, but it’s TRUE! It’s DAMN true!

A bit sluggish early on, especially for a couple light heavyweights.

At least they’re giving the match time to develop. Miz seems to be a Jessie Ventura disciple in heelishness. Good taste, there.

I’m impressed how much Punk is giving Miz “the rub” to sell this match. Not bad at all. Great Punk leap halfway across the weak backwards! Nice bump. And WTF was that high-flying neck-snapper move? Miz is taking advantage of this stage! Why in the world is the crowd yelling “Y2J” in the middle of an ECW match? If Jericho comes back, it’ll be Raw, not ECW, that’s for damn sure.

Now Miz is bumping well for Punk. Good job, Miz. Great leap, pin and near-fall.

Miz gives good roll-up, gives the ladies a thrill with that “grab the trunks” action on Punk. Yeesh. I do not want to see some guy’s ass on this PPV. Deal-breaker, right there, WWE.

Maria’s ass, maybe…

Wow, finish outta nowhere. Punk wins!

This would have deserved another 10 minutes and played out a LOT better if Miz and Punk had some real heat built up. Maybe a glimpse of ECW Things to Come?

WINNER: Winner and still ECW Champ… CM Punk! (At about 37 minutes into the whole deal…)

RATING (out of 10): 7.8 Great high-flyer action, but too brief. Time to PUBLISH, meet you in the next entry…

The world is watching.

Mr. Kennedy, apparently. Like this guy a lot. Gotta hate a cheesehead. Great character concept, solid match guy. Mr. Kennedy for president? That’d be a Hillary-stopper, for sure! Heh.

The power is in my hands? WWE beware, in that case!

My first decision? This theme song sucks. Sorry.

Uh-oh. It’s FINLAY! I’m Irish by heritage and I can’t stand this guy. Stip match decision left to us. At least the opponent is Rey-Rey. He’s fun. Did anyone see the episode of HEROES where the gal did a 619 on some creep robber? That was fun. Sure, he’s a bit of a gimmick wrestler, but at least it’s not an embarrassing gimmick, like The Worm.

Here’s Toddy! Three choices. Stretcher match. Yawn. Shileleigh on a pole match? Ugh. No DQ? Rather standard. I believe I voted stretcher.

And its…. A stretcher match! Yay! I guess. I still hate Finlay, and not in the good way, the way I hate Mr. Kennedy or Edge. I just want to hit fast forward whenever Finlay enters the ring.

Save me, Rey-Rey!

Ugh. Big guy dominates pipsqueak early. Tossing Rey-Rey onto a stretcher only a couple minutes in? Predictable. Probably foreshadows a Rey-Rey win, though. Dumb plan, going to the stretcher so much so early on. Beat the crap out of each other and when you’re both barely standing, then go to it and get some real “close-call” psychology out of the crowd.

Oops. Drifted off a bit there and almost missed that nice, match-turning hurricanerama by Mysterio. Didn’t last long, though. Hmm. Finlay wants to go for the sheleliegh anyway? Now Rey-Rey wants it, too? Interesting.

Nice moves and counters at the corner in the process, though. Rey gets it! Aw no, Finlay takes it away like a lolly from a baby. Better work with the stretcher, now that they’re both hurting. Rey has Finley on the table… but… a TV cable saves him. Great reason to switch to satellite. But Rey wins anyway!

WINNER: Rey-Rey around 16 minutes into the PPV.

RATING (out of 10): 6.5. Mostly due to me hating Finlay. If he’d won, it would have been lower.

That’s cool, I guess. Time to publish…

OK, I have never done this before, but here I go.

As I write this, Cyber Sunday is about five days in the past. I had wanted to do it much sooner, but my schedule just didn’t allow for it until now. Yet I have carefully avoided as much Cyber Sunday news as I could so that I’m coming into this fresh and without prejudices.

Cyber Sunday is a young WWE PPV. So young it’s probably not even close to its fifth annual airing yet. “In storyline,” the event was born out of the “Eric Bischoff as RAW GM” era and offered fans a chance to make key PPV decisions themselves… or at least try to… by voting for key match elements, like who should get a title shot, what type of match two fueding wrestlers should be involved in, who the guest referee for another match would be, and so forth.

Since the results are announced live at the PPV, it adds in a fun element of suspense and involvement, and as such it has become one of my Top 5 WWE PPVs, in terms of having fun watching it.

This year, I decided I wanted to handle Cyber Sunday in a way that is, at least for me, unique. Rather than watching the whole thing live and blogging about it anywhere from a few hours to a few days later, I would react to the matches on my blog as I was watching them.

The initial plan was to do this during the PPV, live. But family obligations intervened and I ended up having to TIVO Cyber Sunday. So now, I finally have the time. Here goes. Grab whatever you please, from beer and pizza to a pomegranate and soda water. Whatever trips your trigger. Because I’m about to hit play and I’m going to TRY to watch through every single match and blog about them AS I watch. No pauses (I hope.) No fast forwarding (unless a match absolutely stinks, then, well…). Just pure watching and blogging.

As for me, I have an ice-cold bottle of Tropicana Orangeade at the ready. Heart-healthy stuff. We’re all set. PLAY.

Who would have thunk it? I’m actually getting excited about Cyber Sunday.

I bopped over to WWE.com to vote tonight, just because I’d been putting it off for too long, and some of the matches actually look fun. I really want to see Orton take on my Mr. Kennedy, though the vote probably won’t go my way there.

And I’m eager to see C.M. Punk face off with a back-from-suspension John Morrison, and the vote MAY go my way there, since the other two choices are a five-time retread (Big Daddy V) and a comic-relief wrestler in The Mizh.

Most of all, if Stone Cold is voted in as the guest referee for the Smackdown title, the bit of nostalgia will be a fun thing, too. I’m actually potentially excited about a SmackDown brand match in this upcoming PPV, even if it’s only about the guest ref!

And we all know my low opinion of the SmackDown brand. This’ll prove interesting!

You can influence the next WWE pay-per-view. Cyber Sunday is a once-a-year PPV event in which WWE lets fans have a hand in deciding opponents, match types and other key elements of an upcoming PPV event.

The idea was originated about three years ago and has been a popular one with fans ever since. Personally, I find Cyber Sunday a bit limiting and wish they’d offer fans a wider palette of options, especially on main events.

Not that Shawn Michaels, Jeff Hardy and Mr. Kennedy aren’t good options, but what if fans wanted to vote for someone else to lock up with Randy Orton? That’s all I mean.

Anyway, here’s WWE’s press release on the whole thing… two weeks and counting!

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Log on, take over. WWE Cyber Sunday is the only interactive Pay-Per-View that lets fans take control. Visit WWE.com and vote to decide matches and more as the fans will control the fate of WWE Champion Randy Orton, CM Punk, Rey Mysterio, Triple H and all your favorite Superstars at WWE Cyber Sunday on Sunday, October 28th, live at 8pm ET/5pm PT, only on Pay-Per-View. A World Wrestling Entertainment Production. Go to wwe.com for more details.