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Reveal the child, already!

Sunday, August 26th, 2007

SummerSlam has come and gone and the secret of who on the WWE roster is Vince’s son remains. That’s disappointing.

The main reason it’s disappointing is that it’s not that compelling a mystery that one would want to see it play out beyond one pay-per-view. Sure, it was a graceful way to twist the storyline that began with a tacky, ill-timed “Who Murdered Vince?” storyline, which was dropped, only to be replaced by the “too close to the original storyline for comfort” take, which was more of a “Vince Faked His Own Death” storyline. That was given a sharp left turn and now we’re into familiar “McMahon Family Drama” territory… Vince has a “bastard” son who is a WWE superstar.

Let’s hope the storyline pays off soon so that it can advance before the whole thing starting feeling played out. It doesn’t yet, but will very soon. I’m gonna start posting some of my favorite possible resolutions to this storyline in this space. It could be more - or less - useful than a collection of cabinet hardware. You decide.