Paternity Theory #1: Mick Foley is Vince’s son
I always enjoy Mick Foley. There’s not a better comic on the WWE roster, plain and simple. And Mick could have fun with the revelation, talking about his struggle to reconcile his image of his parents… especially his mom… with the idea that Vince slept with Mrs. Foley.
It’d be great fun with Mick, something worth watching from the comfort of theater seating. But there are some problems with it.
Most obviously, Mick’s a part-timer now, at best. He might show up for the payoff, kind of like Stone Cold did for Saturday Night’s Main Event a couple weeks ago, but he’s not coming back full-time again, so it’d be the waste of a good storyline.
So, I doubt it’ll be Mick.
Tags: Mick Foley, theater seating, Vince McMahon